Marina_Kh_emotions

= Feelings and Emotions =

I was in the first grade when I first appeared on the stage. And as my class was the first national class at my school, we had to peform with a kalmyk number. And it turned out that me with a few other children should represent our class. We should dance a kalmyk dance. And here the dance is ready, and day of the perfomance came, all awfully worried, including me. Our teacher came up to us and told us that all will be okay, that we shouldn't worry. And here we dance, all is good, but in one moment something had gone wrong. At last we somehow finished the dance. As it was then found out, our boys for excitement had mixed the movements, and then long couldn't understand how to correct all. Naturally, everybody in the hall laughed at us, and after that terrible experience I long time didn't accept participation in any perfomances.

= A Sad Story =

This history began with friendship which had outgrown in love. The beginning it takes within the precincts of hospital where the boy had to spend all time since he had a heart disease. He had got acquainted with the girl, who changed all his life. From this day she always was near to him. It was the last year of their studying at school, everybody thought what university to enter, what they would do further. That year his illness began to progress, but there wasn't a donor. He wanted to lead usual life and had decided to enter the university far away from the house. He knew that she would go behind him, because of the love to her, he didn't want to cause her a pain, whether as didn't know can operation be done to him and could they be together, therefore he had decided to leave without having told any words. But he had been very surprised when he saw her on dedication. She had let to him know that she would be with him up to the end and that he should fulfill the promise which he had given to her in the childhood. There he had made friends with one guy, they became very close friends and often spent time three together. But then had come the moment when the main hero felt very badly. Heart attacks became even more often. And he had been put in hospital. Days went by, and the donor all wasn't present. It seemed hopes isn't present, but in one day the doctor came to him and told that he should be prepared for operation and that the donor had been found to him. He was very happy, until then wasn't found out that it his friend from the university who is this donor. Later he had learned that his friend had an car accident, and that he is in a clod. The doctor confirmed that his brain had died and that he never would wake up. His friend's mother had agreed to operation, but having realized later that can't do so with her son, she refused from it. And the main hero couldn't wait for other heart any more, and he dies. He couldn't fulfill the made promise to the girl to lead her to an altar.

= It makes me laugh... =

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Several jokes that I've read didn't make me laugh. I understood the punchline of some jokes, and generally I can say that I like them. But I haven't understood the joke number 6, I think not only me haven't figured out the punchline of this "joke". And I'm a little let down for the sense of humor of the person who wrote this one, or find it comic.