Memoirs+of+the+Mouser_discussion


 * Memoirs of the Mouser **

I've been thinking about the beginning of the story...

Mouse… It can be never ending story but I’ll try to tell it in a few words. I’ve been meeting a lot of mice and each of them was unique. For instance, we can take my last three huntings.I can say that they were not that little mice that you might have seen in the movies about "Tom and Jerrry". The ones I'm going tell you about were rats, the most digusting creatures ever! They had been destroying peoples' lives for ages. They have no mercy on anything the meet on their way.

Beginning my narration about the prominent deeds for sake of the safety of all the thing in the house I would like to introduce myself: I’m a cat, my name is Larry. The way I live is full with everyday stress, labor and responsibility due to the straggle against evil and terrible dangerous mouses and some other ignoble creatures. Not so long ago one of them got impudent enough to step on the ancient carpet in the dining room belonging to my master. You could not imagine how unusual it was to observe such a picture dirty, stupid mouse on this precious carpet! You know that it was the last day for this animal… One day another one took an opportunity to eat the beautiful cheese which I am myself not allowed to eat often, but they do not even understand that the food the touched is not food and cheese is worth nothing anymore… Such wreckers should be themselves eaten firstly. But the last of my accomplishment is cannot be compared with the value of any carpet and any cheese. One of these horrible things had entered the study aiming some papers of the state importance and put its paws on a document. The documents were lying quietly and silently on the table when they got suddenly endangered. Thanks God I persecuted this mouse for some time but wanted just to find out what did it want in such a place. So, I believe that I need even an assistant cat to make the house absolutely safe. SanalE