Kermen_U_Living

Dialogue between Tolik (Kermen_U) and Volodya (GelaGelka)

- Hello! - Hello, Volodya! - Hi, Tolik! Haven’t heard from you for ages! How are you? - I’m fine, thanks. I’m calling you from Nairobi, Kenya right now. I live here for 2 years already. What about you? How is your life? - Oh, I live in Paraguay, in Nuestra Senora Santa Maria de la Asuncion. It’s the capital of Paraguay. - Wow, that’s amazing! I heard you got married. And who is she? - She is an incredible woman! She is very passionate and // active //. // Dynamic // and // lively //. But she is // overbearing // and people sometimes think that I’m // henpecked //. - Oh, how // bossy // she is! What’s her name? - Her name is Emperatris Suelo de Adoracion. That means “adoration”. - Wow, I can’t believe it! You are married! I remember you, a // laid-back //, free and charming // womaniser // who loved to flirt with all the women in the world! What happened with you? - Love happened with me. You know, my wife and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. And then we met. - Ha-ha! - And I heard that you had put a ring on someone’s finger! Whose finger was it? - Oh, her name is Nkozazana. I’m very happy because she’s an angel on Earth. She’s very quiet, // neat, fussy //. She’s very // humorous // and // supportive .// I love her very much, She is my friend. And she’s also a Princess of Kenya, by the way. - I believe you can’t help loving her. But as I remember you liked whimsical, extravagant girls who always // showed off // and did some stupid things. What happened with you, boy? - I just fell in love at first sight. - So you don’t need to work or to do housework if she’s a Princess. - Well, as we respect both European and African cultures I still work and earn money for my family. And she’s fond of cooking. She always cooks me a dinner. And you? Does your wife work or is she a housewife? - My wife has her own financial company and besides, she is an Ambassador for Peace. And she earns a lot of money so there’s no need for me to work hard. As you remember, I’m a great chef. So I have a small restaurant. And both of us do what he wants. - What on Earth are you talking about? Your wife earns more money than you do! And you are just a househusband. - Are you // sexist //? What problems do you have with it? - Oh no, it’s just so unpredictable. I thought you are more a breadwinner! - I am a breadwinner! I bake bread. - So I see you are happy and satisfied with your wife and life, right? - Absolutely, just like you are. - Well, keep in touch then! - I was happy to hear you, Tolik! - Kwaheri! - Hasta luego!